I just couldn't resist it.

The Nuge. Tony Blair.

This blog was at least partly about poking fun at those that help to make the world a darker place.

So it's time to shoot a fish pie into a blonde buffoon of a barrel.

Make it a category 5 pie. Might shut the pillock up for 5 minutes.

He got the munchies!

Give this man a huge category 5 pie immediately. And a mars bar. And 20 silk cut. And a packet of green rizla.

Welcome to INSERT PIE HERE!

I found a picture, and on that picture was a banner proclaiming "Judas"

Underneath that banner was a mouth. A wide open "O" of a mouth that you could have wedged a pie in.

Here it is. The image that started it all... You could get a category 3 pie into this mouth.



This still would not have merited more than a post on a discussion board had it not been for a post on a discussion board, which linked to another picture.



Yes, Andy Murray, famous British tennis player, had won a match, and was demanding a pie as reward. Sideways. with the horns sticking out. You could fit a pie into this mouth that wouldn't stand a chance of getting into the mouth of the Burnley Judas bloke. Category 5 for sure.

So that's what this blog is about. If I find people asking, like chicks in a nest, for a nice porkie pie, I will post them here.

If you should stumble across such an image, please feel free to e-mail me