Er...

What's that then? A 4? A 5? Go back and compare it with Ted Nugent. Then try to erase the hideous associations such a comparison conjures up.

This is also, so far, the closest I've got to posting a female person for pie insertion. I'm not sure what that says really. I shall have a pie and shut up.

Is the size of your mouth related to the size of...

...your ego?

Huh? What did you think I was going to say?

This is Ted Nugent. Try to stick a pie in his mouth, and he'll probably shoot you. And then brag about it. Except he can't, because both his arms have turned into guitars. Which means he won't be able to play either of them.

Hurrah!



So a big category 4 wild deer and commie pie for Ted. Not as big as Andy Murray's though.

Many thanks to John Cooper for sending this.

But that's not all he sent!

He also sent a picture of 80's Rock God, David Lee Roth.



David stands out amongst 80's Rock Gods because of his humility and asceticism. Even while his mouth says "big pie please", his fingers tell a different story. His fingers are positioned in eager anticipation of recieving a teeny weeny little pie!

Anything to oblige. A category 1 pie has been duly inserted.