OK, so the non-insertion of pie can turn you into a stick insect, but that's not the only danger.

Isn't Bono amazing?

I was saddened to hear that he was injured last week while out for a walk. The driver of that cabin cruiser should have been watching where he was going.

But few people realise that it's a regular insertion of pie that keeps Bono on the path of righteousness.

Here's what happens when he's due for a slice.



And here's what happens when he doesn't get it.