This blog was at least partly about poking fun at those that help to make the world a darker place.
So it's time to shoot a fish pie into a blonde buffoon of a barrel.
Make it a category 5 pie. Might shut the pillock up for 5 minutes.
Monday, 14 May 2012
I just couldn't resist it.
The Nuge. Tony Blair.
This blog was at least partly about poking fun at those that help to make the world a darker place.
So it's time to shoot a fish pie into a blonde buffoon of a barrel.
Make it a category 5 pie. Might shut the pillock up for 5 minutes.
This blog was at least partly about poking fun at those that help to make the world a darker place.
So it's time to shoot a fish pie into a blonde buffoon of a barrel.
Make it a category 5 pie. Might shut the pillock up for 5 minutes.
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
Insert link to driving instructor website here...
Hello Pie inserters!
When I'm not inserting pies, I teach people how to drive.
And what's more, I have a website, so this blog post exists to tell people about it. So if you live on wirral, particularly if you live in North Wirral, like Birkenhead or Wallasey or Moreton or Leasowe or Seacombe or Poulton or Saughall Massie or Greasby or Upton or Rock Ferry and you want to learn to drive, then you could have driving lessons (or even drviving lessons) from a driving instructor who has his own driving school.
Now that beats pie any day.
When I'm not inserting pies, I teach people how to drive.
And what's more, I have a website, so this blog post exists to tell people about it. So if you live on wirral, particularly if you live in North Wirral, like Birkenhead or Wallasey or Moreton or Leasowe or Seacombe or Poulton or Saughall Massie or Greasby or Upton or Rock Ferry and you want to learn to drive, then you could have driving lessons (or even drviving lessons) from a driving instructor who has his own driving school.
Now that beats pie any day.
Friday, 28 May 2010
Inspire pie here
This whole thing was based upon seeing the first picture, and deciding it would be funny to stick a big pie in the guys mouth. Then I extended the principle, and what followed was quite amusing, at least for a wee small while.
In my mind I'd envisaged it as an ever growing collection of images and situations, in the same way that, say, failblog is. And I'm generally quite pleased with the posts that were made here.
But it's a very small idea to cover an increasingly large area, and although there are no shortage of subjects, or ways to link the blog to contemporary events, it was going to start getting repetitive very quickly.
Hence the lack of posts.
I could insert other things (safety pins, lampshades, toast, atoms, giraffes, treacle)
I could extend the principle from just inserting pies into people's mouths to other things (anuses, letterboxes, disk drives, round pies into square holes, portfolios)
But as I mentioned in a previous post, it's all a bit of a one-trick pony.
So I guess I'm declaring this blog in hiatus, until I can think of something clever to do with it.
Many thanks to John Cooper, better known to me as his monicker , MachineryElf, at the Head Heritage and Doodlebug websites, for his enthusiasm and help. Apologies for not using the material you sent me, John. It's not that it wasn't worth using. More that I didn't want to burn up a limited idea too quickly.
In my mind I'd envisaged it as an ever growing collection of images and situations, in the same way that, say, failblog is. And I'm generally quite pleased with the posts that were made here.
But it's a very small idea to cover an increasingly large area, and although there are no shortage of subjects, or ways to link the blog to contemporary events, it was going to start getting repetitive very quickly.
Hence the lack of posts.
I could insert other things (safety pins, lampshades, toast, atoms, giraffes, treacle)
I could extend the principle from just inserting pies into people's mouths to other things (anuses, letterboxes, disk drives, round pies into square holes, portfolios)
But as I mentioned in a previous post, it's all a bit of a one-trick pony.
So I guess I'm declaring this blog in hiatus, until I can think of something clever to do with it.
Many thanks to John Cooper, better known to me as his monicker , MachineryElf, at the Head Heritage and Doodlebug websites, for his enthusiasm and help. Apologies for not using the material you sent me, John. It's not that it wasn't worth using. More that I didn't want to burn up a limited idea too quickly.
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
He got the munchies!
Give this man a huge category 5 pie immediately. And a mars bar. And 20 silk cut. And a packet of green rizla.
Tuesday, 2 February 2010
Monday, 1 February 2010
OK, so the non-insertion of pie can turn you into a stick insect, but that's not the only danger.
Isn't Bono amazing?
I was saddened to hear that he was injured last week while out for a walk. The driver of that cabin cruiser should have been watching where he was going.
But few people realise that it's a regular insertion of pie that keeps Bono on the path of righteousness.
Here's what happens when he's due for a slice.
And here's what happens when he doesn't get it.
I was saddened to hear that he was injured last week while out for a walk. The driver of that cabin cruiser should have been watching where he was going.
But few people realise that it's a regular insertion of pie that keeps Bono on the path of righteousness.
Here's what happens when he's due for a slice.
And here's what happens when he doesn't get it.
Why pie?
See this?
See the mouth? It's shut tight. No way could you insert a pie into that. Not even a small one.
And you can see the result for yourself. Either she's 11 feet tall, or she's about 3 stone.
See the mouth? It's shut tight. No way could you insert a pie into that. Not even a small one.
And you can see the result for yourself. Either she's 11 feet tall, or she's about 3 stone.
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